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Humpty Dumpty

OK, so its not the usual political blather, but I thought what is the world coming to when Humpty Dumpty isn't even safe. It seems that a three foot bronze character of Humpty Dumpty has adorned the beachfront home of an Indian Shores, Fla. home for over a year. This weekend it vanished and the homeowners want him back. "He was kidnapped" the homeowner said. "We'er waiting for a ransom demand"
The couple paid $5112 for the piece, the 60lb egg was bolted atop a pillar of a concrete wall at their home. The couple is offering a reward for his safe return.

"We will not only bolt him, we will secure him back to this wall" the couple said. "We will pen him up. There's always one bad egg who spoils it for everyone else."

posted by pappy @ 11:22 AM