Wednesday, March 28, 2007


Hello I'm Tiffiny and this is Hillary Watch. As if not enough material for dumb blond jokes Hillary said regarding the aftermath of the 9/11 attack that she wished President Bush would have used the opportunity of a unified nation after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks to make the country energy independent or provide universal health care. Of course that's what came to our minds first Hmmmmm we just were attacked I know Health Care for everyone.source

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

AB 374

The California wing of the party of retreat, abortion and death has cleared AB374 through the Assembly Judiciary Committee. This is the assisted suicide bill, It is believed to have passed through the committee just in case this guy Sanjaya Malakar makes it past another week on American Idol.

Friday, March 16, 2007


Well it looks like Valerie Plame will get her share of the lime light as the new never ending story continues. as Val goes before congress. Soon to be followed by the book, the book tour then the mini series. source


Minime here with a science report SacBee Has reported that the FDA will require new warnings on prescribed sleeping pills. The warnings include the drugs may cause complex sleep-related behaviors such as making phone calls, preparing and eating food and having sex while asleep. However it must be noted wives have been doing the last one long before sleeping pills.

Thursday, March 15, 2007


Hillary is not the only one with a conspiracy. Shortly after appearing on the ChuckyNewsChannel, Newlyn P. VanderVoot and the Galactic Universal News or GUN For short mysteriously disappeared. Co-producer Nicky Goomba has also not been heard of. All resources at CNN will be used to find the source and reason of the disappearance.


Hi Chucky hear along with fetus live via ultrasound. Peter Hecht of the SacBee in his article Politcal Conversion writes about Mitt Romneys change of heart regarding abortion. Here at the ChuckyNewsChannel we feel the best way to change is by a change of heart. Plus we always enjoy it when someone is not afraid of speaking out against the holy grail of the left. And the ChuckyNewsNetwork supports the Romney campaign. Oh before I forget Fetus thanks Mitt too!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007


General Pace thank you for coming on the ChuckyNewsChannel.
You're welcome.
General Pace I came out of hiding to find out about the controversy regarding your remarks.
Well Chucky I called the act of homosexuality as being amoral.

A Marine Corps general with a moral compass who wouldn't want that?

Thursday, March 08, 2007


Kevin Yamamura and Andy Furillo's article regarding Arnold's appointment of two of his friends to the state Board of Chiropractic Examiners should not come as a shock,its just what polticians do. We all new it was comming, Hans and Franz have been friends of Arnold for years. And it was under thier teaching that he learned the phrase girly man.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007


Hello Minime science editor for the ChuckyNewsChannel here. The SacBee ran an article on how house Democrats were confonded by the pay system of Medicare. The article goes on to say the system is broken. No fooling you'er the guys that broke it. Remember the King-Anderson bill? Remember Johnson flying to Indendence, Missouri to sign the bill in front of Harry Truman, who so many years before had allowed the bill to die in Congress, just as Kennedy had done? So with the Democratic congress and help from Americans for Democratic Action we had the birth of medicare. Now like a bunch of 2 year olds they sit around and try to fix what they broke.


Hi Heather here in for the hiding Chucky. I'm visiting a prison that might be holding Lewis Libby some day. But the real question is where is the real criminals like Sandy Berger,William Jefferson and that notorious Chucky?


I would like to welcome Newlyn P. VanderVoot to the ChuckyNewsChannel Mr. VanderVoot runs the Galactic Universal News
Thank you Chucky.
Newlyn I like the retro look of your news it has a sort of Ingmar Berman thing going on.
Your right Chicky he was a big influence in my life along with Nickie Goomba.
Yes good old Nickie, and how is his old friend Rhod doing?
Rhod's well and is looking forward to my next news cast.

Thanks for being here tonight, and in closing I need to say good by for awhile I need to go into hiding because I've been accused of running a hate blog. Come on I'm a cartoon figure.