Thursday, August 24, 2006

I"M SO EMBARRASSED


Mardin Amin must not be the sharpest crayon in the box. It seems his penis pump was packed in his back pac and as he was being screened by airport security the female guard took out the pump and asked what it was. To make matters worse he was traveling with his mother. So according to Mardin he whispered" its a pump" but according to chief security inspector Cathy Clouseau she said "He clearly said it was a bimp"
Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was enough evidence to move forward and Mardin could face up to three years in prison.
Mardin was thought to have said" they are really blowing this thing out of proportion."


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HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN


The FDA has approved the over-the-counter sale of the morning after pill. The pill would only be sold to persons over the age of 18. Like we couldn't get beer when we where under 18? If you are under 18 you need a note from your "doctor" i.e. family planning office.

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astronomers say Pluto "you're out of here

Thursday, August 17, 2006

THANK YOU ANNA DIGSS TAYLOR



In an attempt to make the world safer from global terrorism Judge Anna Diggs Taylor ruled that the governments warrentless wiretapping program was unconstitutional. The ACLU filed the brief ,no doubt they new they had a friend in the court.

Islamic Jihadist everywhere expressed joy and praised Allah for this opportunity.

SOURCE
Fox News

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

ANGELIDES THROWS THE DOGS A BONE


Phil Angelides according to the
SacBee gave a speech in Hollywood unveiling his new budget.
The sting from his increasing tax rhetoric made him announce his new proposal. His new plan would provide a maximum of $660 in annual tax relief. Angelides said "As governor I'll give a break to hard-working middle class families for a change." Those making $50,000 a year were stunned to find out they were not among the hard-working middle class. His biggest tall tale is not the raising or lowering of taxes but his plan to clean up inefficiencies in state government

FROM IRAQ

Just wanted to share this with you its a photo and sound show from Iraq. Enjoy
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Friday, August 11, 2006

BUSH UPSETS MUSLIM GROUP

cnsnews writes that the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR)was upset for the President saying "Islamic fascists". Executive director Nihad Awad said using the word put the Muslim community at risk. Hey Nihad The only thing that puts Muslim communities at risk is Islamic facists. Check it out at http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/

MILLS RANCH MEETING



Residence of Mills Ranch, Rancho Cordova met to discuss strategies and tactics they could use to stop the building of a pumping station in the area by Aerojet. The pumping station is being built to remove water that has been contaminated by Aerojet. Homeowners are asking the second site suggested by Aerojet be used, which was away from any home and closer to the river were the water would be fed. A meeting between Aerojet, homeowners and the Church of Christ (the seller of the property) is set for next Tuesday.

Thursday, August 10, 2006



Waiting to hear the left tell me there's no terrorist threat.

Waiting to hear the left tell me no need to monitor foreign bank transactions.




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ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN



As Al Gore crosses America lecturing us on the evils of consumption and how the world will have a major catastrophe in 10 years he has done little himself. Al would like for you to give up the good life but not him. He loves having his 10,000 sq foot, 20-room, eight-bathroom mansion in Nashville and his 4,000 sq foot home in Arlinton,Va. and his third home in Carthage, Tenn. And according to public records, there is no evidence that gore has signed up to use green energy in either of his residences. And Al if the world is ending soon better get rid of your huge holdings in Occidental Petroleum.

In a related story Pasiminco Zinc has been cited for adding large quantities of barium,iron and zinc to the nearby Caney Fork River. By the way Al Gore receives $20,000 a year in royalties from Pasminco Zinc, You see his home in Carthage sits on a zinc mine, which runs a concession on his property.

No its not easy being green but its so much easier to be a hypocrite

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

DAVID AND GOLIATH

Homeowners in the quite subdivision of Mills Ranch off Coloma Road in Rancho Cordova is taking on the giant Aerojet. Areojet would like to build a pumping station on an empty lot near the subdivision. Homeowner Association President Randy Housewright has called for an outside meeting of homeowners on August 10,to be held in one of the cul-de-sacs of Mills Ranch. Concerns of noise and a devaluation of homes is the concern. The Aerojet project goes before the Rancho Cordova Planning Commision August 24th

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

WE HAD ABORTIONS


According to CNS news service Ms. magazine is offering an online petition where you can add your name to the list of women that's had an abortion which will be listed in their next issue. So if this something you're proud of you can go
here and add your name to the list of women that got rid of the picture on top