Thursday, March 30, 2006

"I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT"

"I just couldn't take it any more." Those were the words of Bert after his arrest for going berserk after sitting in the Crest Theatre and listening to Al (please tune in my radio show) Franken and Ben Stien impersonator Phil Angelides now turned gubernatorial hopeful. Phil attacked his opponent and said "He has a checkbook as big as Schwarzenegger's ego" Of course if Phil becomes governor he will have a checkbook as long as the California coast line. And according to his plans he intends to use it. When asked what made him go berserk Bert said "it was when Phil said This is where I reveal to the world where I saw Al Franken naked." "I just couldn't take the image and went crazy." The sad story may be read at the SacBee